I spend a lot of time on the road and meet a lot of truckers due to the business I am in. Given how long their days can be, it’s never a surprise to me that so many of them like to unwind on the water in their boat, as it’s a welcome break from the highway.
When we get talking about boats, I always love to find out what they’ve called theirs; it can tell you a lot about the person’s character and personality.
Over the years, I’ve made a mental note of some of the best boat names for truckers I’ve heard, so decided it was time to publish them on Pontoonopedia.
Some of them are funny boat names for truckers, some rude, and others just creative and clever.
And the great thing is, not all of these trucker-inspired boat names have been used, so feel free to take one of them if you are looking for a clever name for your vessel.
Clever boat names for truckers
- 18 Reeler
- 18 Waves & Rolling
- Big Shifter
- Cab Over
- Changes In Logistics
- Convoy
- Cruise Control
- Drive Time
- East Bound & Down
- End of the Road
- EsCargo
- Express Weigh
- Fish Box
- Fish Container
- Fishing Container
- Flat Bed
- Floatin’ Gears
- Freight Dock
- Gear Jammer
- Haulin’
- Haulin’ Bass
- Haulin’ Gear
- Heavy Hauler
- Jake Braker
- Jig Rig
- Just Trucking
- Keep on Truckin’
- Knot Contained
- Knot Truckin’
- Life is a Highway
- Long Nose Pete
- Lug Nuts
- No Log Book
- Off the Rails
- Over the Rode
- Over Weight
- Precious Cargo
- Reel Long Haul
- Reel Overweight
- Reel Shipping
- Reel Truckin’
- Rest Stop
- Rubber Duck
- Rubber Side down
- Runaway Trucker
- Scale House Runner
- Semi Loaded
- Shipping Out
- Sign Here
- Slippery When Wet
- Speed Limit
- The Bandit
- Trucker Hat
- Truck Stopped
- Wet Brakes
- Wheelin’ n Reelin’
- Wide Load
Rude and funny boat names for truckers
And finally, a few ideas on rude boat names for truckers. If you want to read even more offensive boat names, take a look at this list of the most dirty I’ve ever seen or heard of.
- Dock Lizard
- Reel Mutha Trucka
- Ship Happens
- Smooth Mother Trucker
- Truck Stop Hooker
- Truck You
- Trucked Up
Boat names for beer lovers
Oh, and before I forget… I’ve never met a trucker who didn’t like a beer. I am sure there are some tee-total ones, but I’ve not met any.
With that in mind, I wanted to also share with you some of the funniest boat names that are related to beer and alcohol.
You can see the huge list of beer-inspired names here.
The last word…
Not many people are lucky enough to have access to a boat, and even fewer have the amazing privilege of actually being able to name one.
You should not take this level of responsibility lightly!
But, a word of warning.
There are certain names you can’t use. You can see which names the US Coast Guard have banned elsewhere on Pontoonopedia.
