I’ve been having some fun recently, putting together ideas for silly boat names, based on professions and careers. You can read more of those careers lower down this page.
Today I wanted to publish my ideas of boat names for bankers. The list also includes boat names for financial advisors and boat names for accountants.
I’ve not sorted them particularly well, and not all of them are as funny as you might want to be, but these finance-related names could give you some inspiration.
Funny boat names for bankers
Let’s face it, bankers have had a hard time over the last few years. Can you blame them for wanting to take to the high seas and get away from it all on a yacht?
None of the bank’s money was wasted on this boat… promise.
I will leave that question open to personal opinion!
Here are some pun-tastic and funny names you might want to consider if you worked in the banking industry…
- A Loan at Last
- Accrued Interest
- Bankers Hours
- Buck Stops Here
- Cash Cow
- Cash Negative
- Cash Talks
- Current Sea
- Depth Charge
- Donald Buck
- Fast Money
- Fishy Business
- Health & Wealth
- Hostile Wakeover
- In Solven Sea
- JP Captain Morgan
- Liquid Asset
- Long-Term Asset
- My Working Money
- Negative Equity
- No Money Wasted
- Offshore Banking
- Petty Cash
- Principal Interest
- Safe Haven
- Sand Dollar
- Sink or Swim
- Sinking My Savings
- Smart Money
- Soggy Dollar
- The Offshore Account
- Wall Street Warrior
Funny boat names for financial advisors
There are so many possible puns relating the finance industry that you can apply to a boat name. Here’s a short selection I came up with.
I guess a loan might have been taken out in order to afford this one.
- 401K
- Accrual Intentions
- Accrual world
- Billable Hours
- Blown Assets
- Dependent Sea
- First In Business
- Market Holiday
- Mutual Fun
- Negative Investment
- Risk vs Reward
- Sea-Quester
- Show Me The Money
- Sound Advice
- Sound Investment
- Well Spent
- Wet Net
Funny boat names for accountants
Accounts are known for their sense of humor! Erm… ok, well perhaps not, but it’s possible to at least project that image with a silly or humorous name for your yacht or sailboat.
It’s a liquid asset. Get it? Lame or funny?
Here are few ideas to get you started.
- Accountan-Sea
- Advocate Sea
- Between the Spreadsheets
- Broke but Afloat
- Daily Rate
- Deferred Revenue
- Frozen Assets
- Hookin’ the Books
- It’s Your Dime
- Slush Fund
- Sunk Cost
- Tax Holiday
- Tax Seaduction
- Tax Seavasion
- Tax Shelter
- Uh, count and see
- Vacation Depreciation
- Write Off
Other career-related boat name ideas
Here are some other funny names and puns that you can take inspiration from.
Are any boat names banned?
You can call your boat almost anything you want. However, the US Coast Guard does have some rulings over certain monikers you cannot use.
You can see what those prohibited names are by clicking here.
Plus, as an extra bonus, if you like a drink (and I don’t blame you if you work in financial services) here are some names relating to alcohol.
