I’ve previously put together list for doctors, so thought it high time I helped out the nurses who might be reading Pontoonopedia, with a list of the best boat names for a nurse.
The ideas below are ones I have come up with myself or found via Internet searches, all of which I believe would suit a boat owner working in the nursing profession.
Clever boat names for a nurse
Some of these use a clever pun with some nurse terminology, whilst others have a humorous and funny angle – they are even some nurse boat names here are a little bit dark.
You can use any of the below when naming our boat, as long as you don’t come up with something on the list of banned boat names released by the US Coast Guard.
- 4 ‘Ceps
- Above the Cut
- All Stitched Up
- Bad to the Bone
- Band Aid
- Biopsea
- Boatox
- Bow Movement
- Cardiac Arrest
- Controlled Substance
- Flat Liner
- Float Nurse
- Forty Stitches
- Health Care Package
- Incision
- Irritable Bow
- Karma Suture
- Legal Medication
- Lethal Injection
- My Health Reform
- Nauti Nurse
- No More Patients
- No Scrubs Required
- Nurse Mate
- Nurse Shark
- Nurse-o-Matic
- Off Shift
- Open Wide
- Operating Room
- Out Of Patients
- Painless
- Patient Relief
- Pla Sea Bo
- Post Op
- Recovery Room
- Reel Nurse
- Reel Therapy
- Sailine Solution
- Saline Soul-ution
- Same Shift Different Day
- Sea Section
- Sir Osis of the River
- Stich N Time
- Stitched Up
- The Germinator
- The Naughty Nurse
- Under Paid
- Vitamin Sea
- Waterway to Recovery
Tips on naming your boat
It’s not easy giving your boat a name.
You should come up with something that not only captures your own personality, but also something that means a lot to you.
Many people love to use puns, but don’t go too overboard (again, no pun intended).
I find that if you can strike a good balance between a short name, something memorable, creative, and not offensive, then you’re halfway there.
Just make sure it’s easy to spell and pronounce… your life could depend on it if you ever need to make a mayday call!
The last word…
Elsewhere on Pontoonopedia I have published large lists of boat names ideas for a range of professions, passions, and boat types. Here’s a selection of some of the most popular:
