There’s a lot of fun to be had when naming a boat, and in my experience, rednecks certainly do it better! Whether it’s a play on words, pun, something rude, funny, or just where they got it so badly wrong, you won’t believe some of these I’ve seen whilst fishing.

Many of these funny redneck boat names I’ve managed to find photos for, and some of them I also found online – but quite a substantial amount I’ve actually seen as real-life funny redneck fishing boat names near me.

I’ve split them into categories with the best, funny ones, and dirty ones ranked, plus a lot in there which are also related to beer and drinking!

Handy Hint: Once you’ve seen all the good boat names, scroll on down for some great examples of redneck boats.

Best redneck boat names

I think the best redneck boat name has to be something a little bit offensive at least. What do you think of these examples below?

funny redneck boat names

Keep calm and just swallow!

  • Balls Deep
  • Beaverlicious
  • Beer o’ Clock
  • Blood, Sweat and Beers
  • Clam Dunk
  • Dijabringabeeralong
  • Dixie Normous
  • Doggy Style
  • Farfrompuken
  • Floatin’ Felony
  • Happy Hooker
  • High Tech Redneck
  • Just Swallow
  • Knot Stolen
  • Liq-Her
  • Mother Rudder
  • My Big Deck
  • My Dixie Wrecked
  • Nuckin’ Futz
  • Phuck It
  • Pist N Broke
  • Sea Word
  • Spare-a-Beer?
  • Stinky Fingers
  • Surrender the Booty
  • Titties n Beer

If you want to see more examples of names that could offend the more conservative amongst us, check out this huge list of dirty boat names.

Most redneck fishing boat names

Did you know there’s even now a redneck fishing tournament? It takes place every year on the Illinois River in early August. Get yourself down there if you want to see some of these best redneck boat names in action making a catch. There’s a big list below, but if you need even more inspiration for a fishing boat, you can see 157 more here.

most redneck fishing boat names

He’s got salty test tackles and he’s not afraid for you to know it.

  • Bait, Sweat n Beers
  • Bass 2 Mouth
  • Bass Crapper
  • Bass Hole
  • Big Bass Tard
  • Bottom Feeder
  • Fish Magnet
  • Fish n Chicks
  • Fishful Thinkin’
  • Fishizzle My Bizzle
  • I’ve Got Crabs
  • Master Baiter
  • Prawn Star
  • Reel Booty
  • Reel Hard
  • Reely Nauti
  • Salty Test Tackles
  • Shameless Hooker
  • Smelling Fishy
  • Stinky Anchovy
  • The Inglorious Bass-Turd
  • Tuna Wagon
  • Worm Dangler

Funny redneck boat names

Let’s now move on to some more that have made me chuckle. Believe it or not, none of the names below would be banned or outlawed by the authorities. To see what boat names are banned in the United States, take a look at this list of prohibited names.

good redneck boat names

What do you mean you don’t get it?

  • Aft Hole
  • B-Yacht’ch
  • Blew By You
  • Blue Vein Throbber
  • Boatweiser
  • Full of Sea-Men
  • In-Her Course
  • Last Boat Ever II
  • Liquour Harder
  • Sea-Rossis
  • Shellfish in Bed
  • Slobberknocker
  • Swallow the Leader
  • Who’s Shore Daddy

Good redneck boat names

And finally, here’s a list of the names that didn’t quite meet the cut for the previous sections. I still think that they are good and definitely define what you might expect to read written on a redneck’s boat.

Dirty boat for redneck

You have to assume he’s talking about his boat here and nothing else.

  • 4-Play
  • Aqua-Holic
  • Bad Assette
  • Beer Run
  • Beeracuda
  • Berth Control
  • Bikini Inspector
  • Blow Jibe
  • Bow Movement
  • Breakin’ Wind
  • Bullship
  • Called in Sick
  • Camel Toe
  • Constantly Wet
  • Cracked Oar
  • Cunning Linguist
  • Cunning Stunts
  • Deep Ship
  • Doggy Style
  • Dos Winos
  • Dripping Wet
  • Filthy Oar
  • Floating Seamen
  • Fox Sake
  • Holy Ship
  • Hoo Dat
  • Just a Quickie
  • Liquid Diet
  • Liquor Box
  • Little Wet Corvette
  • Lucky Sperm
  • Morning Glory
  • Morning Wood
  • Motor Boater
  • Muff Diver
  • Passing Wind
  • Phucawya
  • Piece of Ship
  • Play Buoy
  • Pooner Schooner
  • S. Seamen
  • Sea Clit
  • Sex Sea
  • Sexual Heeling
  • She’s Wet Again
  • Ship Faced
  • Ship for Brains
  • Ship Happens
  • Ship-Faced
  • Shipfaced
  • Sir Ossis of the River
  • Slip n Slide
  • Slippery When Wet
  • Sloop Doggy Dogg
  • Slot Pursuit
  • Sotally Tober
  • Suck My Wake
  • The Black Aye
  • The Filthy Oar
  • The Salty Swallow
  • The Sea Word
  • Titan Uranus
  • Wasted Seamen
  • Wet Dream
  • Wet n Wild
  • Wet Spot
  • Yeah Buoy

Photos of funny redneck boats

This list of names wouldn’t be complete without seeing some hilarious examples of redneck boats in action. Where possible I have tried to credit the original photographers of these awesome photos.

1. It kind of looks like a pontoon boat

Erm… well, at the very least it’s certainly one of the more interesting examples I have ever seen of a pontoon boat with a cabin and sleeping quarters!

pontoon boat

Image credit: https://rvshare.com/blog/rv-boats/

2. Mama’s going to be proud of her boys

This has to be the most redneck photo of all time. It has almost everything you would expect to see!

mama pride

Image credit: Found via Pinterest share, unsure on source

3. The picnic table and trolling motor combo

Can you spot what’s missing here? There’s no beer on the picnic table!

Picnic table

Image credit: https://twitter.com/rick_honeycutt/status/739137566083977216

4. I don’t think James Bond has anything to worry about

Why burn out your old car when you can take to the high seas instead?

boat car

Image credit: https://www.fishingpnw.com/7-diy-boats/

5. These guys are absolute legends

I just hope there’s some cold beers in that cooler.

boat and a seat

Image credit: https://www.fishingpnw.com/7-diy-boats/

The last word…

I hope you’ve enjoyed this list of the best redneck boat names. If you have any other suggestions, whether it’s something you have thought up yourself or perhaps a boat you’ve seen whilst out fishing, I would love to hear from you and add it to this ever-growing list.