Whether you are a police officer still currently serving, or perhaps you are a retired cop, you should be able to find a good boat name here. I’ve scoured the Internet looking for funny boat names for cops that use play on words and puns relating to law enforcement.
Not all are funny boat names for police officers though, some of them are little bit more serious and creative, some will suit you if you love fishing.
Whichever situation you find yourself in, if you are looking for some ideas on boat names for police officers and cops, you should find something to give you inspiration below.
Funny boat names for police officers and law enforcement
Chances are that if you go online searching forums for good boat names for cops, you will come across a few offensive and rude suggestions.
I know that’s not what you are looking for here, so everything below has been carefully selected to possibly appeal to your sense of humor, but ultimately to be suitable to use when naming your boat with a police-themed name or something relating to law enforcement.
- A Salt and Batter Fried
- Ahhh Rested
- Arrested Development
- Arresting Performance
- Aye Sea U
- Bad Buoys Watcha Gonna Do
- Beats the Streets
- Beverly Hills Yacht
- Blue on Blue
- Blue Oyster Club
- Blue Thunder
- Blues Brothers
- Blues Clues
- Boatford T Justice
- Boy Blue
- Boys on Blue
- Bustem
- Bustin’ Bass
- Catch and Release
- CHiP Ahoy
- Clement Sea
- Close Pursuit
- Coffee Break
- Colin D Cops
- Confiscated
- Cop Out
- Cop Prop
- Cops n Bobbers
- Crime Pays
- Crime Time
- Crime Wave
- Disturbing the Peace
- Doin’ Time
- Donut B. Nauty
- Donut Pirate
- Drag Net
- Felonious Escape
- Felony Warrant
- Five-Oh
- Graveyard Shift
- Grouper Trooper
- H2OPD
- Habeus Carpus
- Hawaii-5-No
- Holstered
- Hook’em and Book’em
- Hook’em Danno
- In Pursuit
- Incopnito
- Into the Blue
- Jail Bait
- Jailhouse Blues
- Just the Facts
- Keystone
- Knot Guilty
- Lady Lost Freedom
- Law and Order
- Law and Water
- LeeGull
- Life’s a Quota
- Liquid Surveillance
- Locked and Loaded
- Long Boat of the Law
- Make My Day
- Make My Wake Punk
- Miranda Wrights
- Miss Behavin’
- Miss Creant
- Miss Demeanor
- Mister Blue
- Moving Violation
- Naut Guilty
- Nauticop
- Nightstick
- Obey the Law
- Off Duty
- Off the Cuff
- Off Watch
- Out on Bale
- Paroled Boat
- Partner in Crime
- Plea Bargain
- Plead Insanity
- Po-Po No Mo
- Probable Cause
- Protect and Serve
- Put ‘Em Up
- Reasonable Suspicion
- Reel Crime
- Resisting a Rest
- Ride Along
- Roger Wilco
- Safe House
- Same Ship Different Day
- Sea Heat
- Search and Seazure
- Sir Cuffs a Lot
- Special Assignment
- Speed Trap
- Speeding Ticket
- Spray n Pray
- Sting Ray
- Strip Search
- Super Trooper
- Surf ‘n’ Perp
- Swerve and Project
- Tackle Berry
- Take Down
- Target
- Ten Four
- The Blue Canoe
- The Blue Streak
- The Blue Wave
- The Enforcer
- The Law of the Sea
- The Naked Gun
- The Thin Blue Water Line
- Thin Blue Line
- Thin Blue Ride
- Ticket to Ride
- Tides and Tasers
- TJ Hooker
- Trout Trooper
- Unmarked
- Wave Warrants
- Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Good boat names for retired police officers and cops
If you have just retired from law enforcement and are planning on getting out onto the water, you might not have seen something above that you find suitable.
Below are a few additional boat name ideas for law enforcement that I think would work really well for a retired cop taking to the seas and rivers.
- Cuffs Off
- End of Watch
- Final Beat
- Forever Blue
- Off the Beat
- Ten Four No More
- Wass Fuzz
Hopefully your boat in retirement won’t be like this one!
Want more inspiration and boat name ideas?
I hope that you have enjoyed this list of police-themed boat names. If you are approaching retirement, I wish you all the best and hope you enjoy your time off from being a cop in your boat!
If you still haven’t found something above, you might want to explore this further ideas which I’ve split up into different categories. Go take a look below:
- 101 pontoon boat names
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- 47 alcohol-themed boat names
- 51 doctor-themed boat names
- 157 boat names that are ideal for fishermen
- 39 boat names for dog owners and lovers
- 87 romantic boat names for couples
If that wasn’t enough, I also put together a list of the rudest and most offensive boat names you can imagine. They might appeal to your cop’s sense of humour, or not – it really depends on how you want to name your boat.
Are certain boat names banned?
I would imagine you want to stay on the right side of the law given your occupation.
Believe it or not, there isn’t much that is banned when it comes to naming a boat, but there are some rules in place. To find out what is and what isn’t allowed, read my guide to banned boat names.
Do you own a pontoon boat?
As you’ve guessed, this website has a heavy focus on pontoon boats. They also seem to be very popular with retired police officers! I’ve lost count of how many ex-cops I’ve met whilst at our local docks and marinas.
I’d like to introduce you to some of the pontoon boat guides on this page.
A great place to start is my list of recommended pontoon boat gear. Everything in there has been personally tested and reviewed by me, and gives you a great head-start if you don’t know what you need, and why you need it!
