You’ve just dropped some serious dollars on a boat. Now comes the hard part of having to give it a good name. Many people choose to name their boat after their professions, and dentists are no different.
If you want to come up with a funny boat name for a dentist’s boat, need some inspiration, or just want to choose one of my 94 ideas for dentist boat names, take a look at the list below.
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94 funny boat names for dentists
Here are my 94 boat names for dentists.
- All Bite No Bark
- Aqua Bridges
- Aqua Fresh
- Bi Molar
- Bite Down
- Bite Me
- Bite Wing
- Bleeding Gums
- Boss Floss
- Brace For It
- Braces Yourselves
- Bridge Deck
- Brightwork
- Canal Raiz (Root Canal)
- Cap’ Size
- Caps and Crowns
- Cash Cavity
- Cavi-T
- Corona Dorada (Gold Crown)
- Crest of a Wave
- Crowned Jewel
- Crowned Princess
- Crowning Achievement
- Crowning Moment
- Dental Dam
- Dental Health
- Dental Plans
- Denture Venture
- Dollars 4 Drillin
- Down in the Mouth
- Drill and Fill
- Drill Bite
- Dry Socket
- Filling Time
- Fincisor
- Fix-D-Kay
- Floss Sea
- Floss’d At Sea
- Gold Crown
- Great Whites
- Gum D’seas
- Hermosa Sonrisa (Beautiful smile)
- High Gloss Floss
- Hullitosis
- Inshore Incisor
- Jus’ Drillin’
- Knot Reel Teeth
- Laughing Gas
- Molar Express
- Molar Mechanic
- Molar Opposites
- Molar Roller
- New Crown
- Nothing But the Tooth
- Numb in the Sun
- Ocean Wide
- Offshore A Dentures
- On Cavitation
- Open Wide
- Oral Fixation
- Oral Seadation
- Over Bight
- Pearly White
- Plaque Again
- Plaque Attack
- Pluggin’ Holes
- Pulling Teeth
- Reel Teeth
- Rinse and Spit
- Root Canal
- Root Cause
- Route Canal
- Royal Floss
- Shipped Tooth
- Silver Filling
- Smile Maker
- Struck by Whitening
- Sweet Tooth
- The Drill
- The Hull Tooth
- The Tooth Ferry
- This is a Drill
- This Won’t Hurt
- Titanic Tooth
- Tooth and Sail
- Tooth Be Told
- Tooth Hurts
- Tooth Paced
- Tooth Taker
- Top Gum
- White Caps
- Wide Open
- You Can’t Handle the Tooth
- Zero Cavity
If you’ve spent your whole life fixing up teeth and dental issues, nobody is going to begrudge you taking some time out on the water.
But naming your boat is an extremely tricky process and it can often reflect your personality. If you’ve worked for years as a dentist, that job almost defines you.
Be a little careful though.
The name of your boat will often be how other sailors know you. When you come back into the marina or at the local bar, you might want something that doesn’t embarrass you and your family.
Take your time, and don’t rush the naming – if you do, you could regret it!
Can you change your boat’s name?
Perhaps you named your boat with something you no longer like, and now want to change it to something to do with dentistry?
If you are going to do this, there are some things to be aware of; mainly relating to maritime folklore and suspicion!
Many sailors believe that it is unlucky to the change the name of a boat. Legend has it that all boat names are listed in Neptune’s Ledger of the Sea. Neptune is the god of the seas, so you don’t want to upset this guy.
The only way to not make him angry if you do change your boat’s name, is to remove any evidence that the old name ever existed.
Here’s what you do according to the legend:
- Delete any written record of the boat’s current name.
- Once all evidence has been removed you make a toast to appease Neptune.
- Now you can re-name your boat and safely take to the water.
More ideas for naming
As well as these boat names for dentists, I’ve published helpful guides for other professions and scenarios. Browse those below as you might find some more funny ideas.
- Financial services and banking related names
- Boat names for people working in the fire service
- Boat names for lawyers and judges
- Banned names that you cannot use
- Romantic ideas for married couples
- Boat names for cops and police officers
- Names that work well for dog lovers
- Boat names for doctors
- Great names if you wine and beer
- 101 names for a pontoon boat
- 157 funny names for fishing boats
- Dirty and offensive ideas
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